Look at that. Look at that glorious bacon. I am a bacon guru. The photo is kind of far away because I didn't want to get my face (or my camera) too close to the popping bacon grease. Which is why I've decided to buy a telephoto lens. Just so I can take super close up photos of bacon cooking without hurting myself. I think it's a good enough reason.
Today I almost ended up having a car with a full tank of gas but no car keys. My mom came in my room and told me she was leaving, and I ran to the door to make sure she left me a key. That would have been horribly unfortunate. The car would have just been sitting in the driveway all day mocking me. Luckily I ended up with keys. Hooray!
By the time Rachael showed up I was cooking bacon. Rachael is one of those weird people that doesn't like bacon. I don't know if she is from some other planet, or what her deal is. But she doesn't like bacon. It's a small wonder that we can even be friends. Also, Rachael has braces. So there is that connection. You're welcome.
But after a little while of sitting around, we decided to fight through the swarm of angry wasps guarding the front door and go to Denton. I don't actually know why we went to Denton. But we did. First we went to the mall. And then we realized why we don't go there, so we left. And then we ended up at the square. The square is more fun when it's not four million degrees outside. We just explored the mini malls and felt like hipsters. Then we left. What a big, eventful adventure.
When we got back to my house, we watched The Office. It's getting a little bit out of hand. But oh well. It was fun until my dad came home and turned it off. He thinks it's lame. So I just made dinner instead, and he put on G.I. Joe (which had Channing Tatum and Brendan Frasier in it, so I was fine with it).
After dinner, we went to Walmart. Walmart is fun, but not really. We saw Richard there, and that was fun because Rachael and Richard walking together is like standing in between two seven year old boys with Nerf guns. So that made the Walmart trip a little bit more exciting.
Also, Rachael and I acquired a ton of candy today, and I told her mom about the rude things I yell at people when I'm driving. So now the plan for the night is to sit around and do nothing, except eat candy and go on Omegle. We are such party animals.
"Let's go crazy! Let's get nuts!"
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