Net, Navigation, and Nature

First off, I'd like to make it clear that I don't usually call the internet "net." In fact, it's quite possibly the most annoying thing that it can be called. But, I did it just now in the title. I guess I'm a hypocrite. Oh well.

This morning, I woke up at seven. Which, during summer, seems way earlier than it actually is. But anyway, I woke up at seven so that I could take a shower and ride with my dad to Carrollton. Why? Because I'm the best daughter ever. I brought the car home around noon so my mom can have it while she's on vacation. And actually, that was the first time I'd ever driven on the interstate alone, simply because of circumstance. So that was fun. I didn't almost get merged into this time, which was nice. (Just a disclaimer: when I almost got merged into it was because some jerk with a horse trailer decided that "Exit Only" didn't apply to him, so he cut me off. And it was not my fault). Alright.

So when I got home from my long morning of doing nothing and driving, my mom used the car to go to the gas station. And then she did yard work. I felt so accomplished.

My mom is actually a Facebook game addict. This is a transferable addiction. I have been claimed as a victim. So most of my day consisted of answering my mom's requests and sending them back. But it's such a cute game! I have two owls and a cat! Do I sound lame enough yet? Too bad. I don't care.

Eventually, though, I went outside to take some pictures. And I learned that the bush in the front yeard has spider webs in it, as you can see from the photo. That is gross. Then I took these pictures:

These are my dad's car and the fire hydrant. I would have taken more pictures, but the biggest wasp I have ever seen in my entire existence jumped in my path and told me to go inside. And you just can't argue with a giant wasp. Have you ever tried? It doesn't work. Because even if you're right, it can just sting you until you say you're wrong. So I just obeyed.

Something else is that my laptop is scheduled to arrive tomorrow. Yay!

Here's a list of words that I like: discombobulate, ludicrous, flabbergast, narcissist, voluminous, cryptic, hullabaloo, and lackadaisical.

Alright, that's all. Go do something else now.

"My imaginary plants died because I did not pretend to water them."