I like an escalator because an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out of Order" sign, only an "Escalator Temporarily Stairs..." "...Sorry For The Convenience." -Mitch Hedberg
Thursday, June 28, 2012
Swimsuits, Stickers, and Sun.
These are my legs. They hurt. Don't they look sad? Also, doesn't my dog in the background look sad? Well he's not. He's just sleeping. Stop jumping to conclusions.
My day started with Rachael telling me to feed her. I said no. But I did feed her eventually. And then guess what we did? We watched The Office. It's her fault that I watch it. So we did that. That was entertaining.
But then I decided not to put on another episode so we could do something. Then we sat around for half an hour debating on what we should do. Because we are the most boring people ever.
Finally, my mom came home and told me that if I washed the car, I could use it tomorrow. So Rachael and I (being the girls that we are) decided to wear swimsuit tops and shorts. My mother scowled at me, so I put on a tank top. But it was hot outside and I didn't want to end up with a weird tan line, so we just decided to not wear them. Washing a car by yourself is way harder than washing one with someone else. Because while you work on trying to get the ridiculous amount of dead bugs off of the bumper, the other person washes other parts. And also it's cooler, because if your friend sprays you with the hose, it's funny. But if you stand outside spraying yourself with a hose, it's kind of creepy. So now the car is pretty.
Right after we washed the car, I took Rachael home. Because her mom was making food that she likes, and she wanted to be able to eat it. But we have plans for tomorrow since I have the car. What up.
When I got back from taking Rachael home, my dad was home. My mom was getting ready to take Holly thrift store shopping and my dad was getting ready to go to a Legion thing. I didn't want to be home alone because it's boring, so I went with my dad. Now, spur of the moment volunteer work is probably not a very good idea. Because we were frying things. Not in a kitchen. In a small outside area with three deep fryers. So it was really hot. Also, I wore flip-flops and there was a ridiculously huge amount of stickers in the ground. And I ended up not doing anything except refilling the guys' waters. But I got to eat a lot of really good fried catfish. I still can't get rid of the smell of frying oil, though. It makes me think of funnel cakes at Jazzfest or Scarborough. But it smells awkward. So I don't actually like it. At least I associate it with good memories.
So tomorrow should be fun because I have a car and someone to hang out with. Hooray!
Here is a list of some things I can see from where I am sitting:
-Five pillows
-Two Big Gulp cups
-A dog
-A lamp that's kind of broken
-My camera
-Tie dye shirt
-Justin Bieber sticker that I got with Tori
-A photo of my cat in a beer box
-My Homecoming mum that Jordan made for me
-Five quilts
-Two cups of Kool-Aid
-Vladimir, my Beanie Baby dolphin that's been to Florida
-Two violin cases
-A stapler that my mom bought for me when I was making a garter for Jordan
-A candy cane that's been in my pen cup for two years
-Bubbles that came from a wedding
-A pocket knife that Shane gave me
-A DVD player that doesn't work in a clothes basket
-Season one of The Big Bang Theory on DVD
-A pink fluffy slipper. One. I have no idea where the other one is.
-A framed picture of some guy named Chad
-My ankle bracelet that Rachael made me
-A tank top hanging from a door knob
-A rose hanging from the ceiling
-A paper heart that Matt made me in Physics last year
-My diploma
-A roll of packing tape
That's not even all of the odd things I can see. But it's the end of my list.
And the end of my day. Have a wonderful night.
"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer."
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